Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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