Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm bleeding and have questions
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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