Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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