How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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