he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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