Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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