well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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organizing the empties. That sober.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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