sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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