We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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