Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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