i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
