So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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