can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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