butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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