make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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