Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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