Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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