That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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