Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I need moral support for this bender
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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