he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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