how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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