You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Sober January is a disaster.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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