angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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