i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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