there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Swine flu is the new snow day.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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