So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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