Is it normal to miss your booty call?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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