have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
