so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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