Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.