she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay