Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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