No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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