Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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