We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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