I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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