**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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