i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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