i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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