Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I bet he comes in French.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
