Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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