so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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