How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
