well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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