just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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