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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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