Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We left an ass print on the piano.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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