So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.