When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.