Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
This is classic penis vs brain.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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