We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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