i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Just high enough for therapy.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.