There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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