yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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