I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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