i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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