overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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