its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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