That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
