The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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