The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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