why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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