you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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