I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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