yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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